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Total Medals Earned: 193 (From 52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,975 Points

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Sally's Cats

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)

Flame On 10 Points

Set a cat on fire.

Tutorialized 5 Points

Beat the tutorial levels.

No Borders 10 Points

Completed 5 different levels without using strings.

Evader 25 Points

Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.

Pyromaniac 50 Points

Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.

Saviour 100 Points

Beat the game.

Tankmen: Battle 2

Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)

The Start of Something 5 Points

Conquer the first base.

Black Backpack 10 Points

Find the black backpack.

Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the blue backpack.

Gray Backpack 10 Points

Find the gray backpack.

Green Backpack 10 Points

Find the green backpack.

Kill the Clown 10 Points

Conquer the second base.

Orange Backpack 10 Points

Find the orange backpack.

Pink Backpack 10 Points

Find the pink backpack.

Purple Backpack 10 Points

Find the purple backpack.

Red Backpack 10 Points

Find the red backpack.

Sky Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the sky blue backpack.

White Backpack 10 Points

Find the white backpack.

Yellow Backpack 10 Points

Find the yellow backpack.

Back to the Grave 25 Points

Conquer the fourth base.

Demise of the Savior 25 Points

Conquer the sixth base.

Hints of Evil 25 Points

Conquer the third base.

Sending Him Back to Hell 25 Points

Conquer the fifth base.

To Kill a Killing Machine 25 Points

Conquer the seventh base.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Find all 11 backpacks.

An Honor Serving 100 Points

Reach General rank.

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 11/16 (280/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Visitor Returns 2011

Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)

Mutation 10 Points

Complete all 6 endings

Showdown Survivor 10 Points

Complete any 1 ending

Thelemite

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/185 points)

Combo Devil 100 Points

Chain 666 attacks in a combo

Quantum Ninja 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies with one special attack

Pyromaniac 25 Points

Beat the story mode

Platinum Hoarder 50 Points

Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions